Sticky Situation

Headless Horseman knocks I open the door. He asks, May I borrow glue?

The Cat Did It

Toy head on my chair My cat, Timi’s telling me, Play with me or else *Our cat, Timid (Timi), loves her toys and has decapitated one of them, or so it seems and… Continue reading

Temptations

The devil tempts me Cookies for your soul, dear child? Oreos? Hell, yeah! *We only have one Old World Christmas sandwich cookie ornament left  *SOLD* in our ebay store for $7.99 including U.S.… Continue reading

Merda

What a little shit! She admired her dainty work Then shut the toilet lid. *Believe it or not, this immature haiku was inspired by an unsuspecting fortune cookie which had this innocent message in its crack:… Continue reading

Two Minus One

Two birds in the sky One pooped on my new Mustang One bird in the sky *My silly writings are inspired by the things I find.  Please see my About page for the link… Continue reading

At A Loss

He drank way too much, Was stupid and lost his head It’s in my freezer. *My silly writings are inspired by the things I find.  Please see my About page for the link… Continue reading

See the Skies

I’ve been sick for weeks. Food has become my frenemy, devouring breads and meats through my eyes only. Taking the meals to my lips has become a futile feat, for one crumb on… Continue reading

Love Fed

Loved him to pieces Smiling, I wiped off the ax and fed the piglets *My silly writings are inspired by the things I find. Please find the link to my ebay store in… Continue reading

I Prefer Midnight

I prefer midnight, dancing in the corner, in the quiet, no longer chasing buses with babies crying while mothers seeking solitude nap with one eye open. I prefer midnight, shunning the glare of… Continue reading

Like A Stone – by Nick Gibbs

Wings aloft she soars circling the ordinary in gun-sight silhouette. I’ll cut her from the sky and fold her to the ground still wet. This intriguing poem was written by Nick Gibbs. (Photograph… Continue reading