I sell collectibles and art online and often find the things I've found have hilarious and at times, dark stories to tell. It's thrilling for me to be creatively random, so always expect the unexpected in the things I share with you.
I have another one I’ll post on Wednesday. I’ll ask Fly if it’s suitable for SMM. Your story has captured my loony mind and won’t let go! I know; I’m a freak 😀
You’re my poetic prince, Shel! I love the words we trade; so much more precious than royal jewels — well, maybe not your royal jewels. 😃 I hope you and the girls are doing well. 💋
They we t crazy while I was in the hospital
The dog won’t eat
I’m trying to make up for it
But it’s hard when they see their rock crumble a bite
I still got a few tricks left
But for now I got to take it slow
As always Sheldon
Ha! The nuns wish they made me the obnoxious person I am now. Lol. Well, I can truthfully say that they can take some credit. They would love that thank you card from you; especially Sister Pat. 😃
Poet Rummager 
What a great companion piece. Thanks!
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I have another one I’ll post on Wednesday. I’ll ask Fly if it’s suitable for SMM. Your story has captured my loony mind and won’t let go! I know; I’m a freak 😀
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Haha
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Ha — I’m sure the monsters don’t mind being handcuffed…as long as they get to eat something.
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Well, my other story is a bit more twisted than handcuffs. 😀 Besides, we keep our monsters well fed!
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A monster can never be well fed, especially if handcuffs, devils and dicks are involved.
Really? You know what they say: twisted stories are twisted.
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It’s not THAT bad! Nevermind. 😦
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Bummer.
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Haha! Dork. 😝 You should’ve seen your face!!
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Ha — verrrrry funny
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😘💐💩
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Together they are quite a sweet (albeit disturbing) love story.
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Lol. Sweet; really?! I love how you’re as silly as I am. xo
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Yeah man she’s stuck to his dick and he’s handcuffed. Lovely!
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Never in my wildest dreams would I have guessed you were so romantic! 😝
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Well… WAIT it was you two who wrote it hahaha 😉
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Well… DUH, but you’ll never hear me calling them “sweet love stories.” 😉
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Ahhh, I see. *grumble grumble* 😛 haha
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Two super short stories
that work well together, Rose. 👿
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No Spam! Yay!! Welcome back, Alan, and thank you for reading Karina’s and my stories. 😈
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You’re welcome Rose.
As soon as you released my comments
from your spam file, I became a free man. 😎😎😎
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Oops… I guess I’d better hide these handcuffs from you! 😥
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Stories of dominance- both!
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Are you calling me a dominatrix, Somali? 🙂
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Ha ha ha 😀 😀 😀
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Devil dicks and handcuffs. The heartwarming sequel to Bedknobs and Broomsticks.
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Haha! Nice one, Oggy. Hey, are you happy to see me or are you gonna sweep my floor?
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These are my choices?
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Well, I was also gonna ask you to mop my floor, but I was scared to ask what sort of fluid you’d be using. 😱
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Jesus. Those nuns sure did a good job with you. I’d be afraid you’d mop the floor with me.
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Yes, Og, it’s all the nuns’ fault. Oh, I’d never mop the floor with you! I’d sweep you off your feet with the broom. 😇
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Ah, much better. 🙂
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Now who’s been playing? 😉
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Haha! I see you recognize the tools of the trade. 😉
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Essential, of course lol. Have a great day, my friend! 😊
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Very important! And you, too, darling! 🙂
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You wicked lady you – nice one!
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Ah, Lady Sol! I knew you’d appreciate the humor. 😘
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Forever is a long time…he might begin to smell a bit. 😉
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Lol! A little hosing now and then takes care of that problem. 😜
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You wouldn’t need cuffs for…….
My heart is yours
Words are enough
To keep……
Stay thirsty
Sheldon
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You’re my poetic prince, Shel! I love the words we trade; so much more precious than royal jewels — well, maybe not your royal jewels. 😃 I hope you and the girls are doing well. 💋
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They we t crazy while I was in the hospital
The dog won’t eat
I’m trying to make up for it
But it’s hard when they see their rock crumble a bite
I still got a few tricks left
But for now I got to take it slow
As always Sheldon
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Oh, sweet girls! Take it slow. The rock is much stronger than anyone can know. Up and at’em❣
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Wow..blown over by this response to your poem(s)…obviously hit a deep tender vain. Great Stuff.
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Veins surrounding the “humorous” bone runs quite deep here! Thanks for checking in! We’re all mad, and strait jackets just can’t contain us. 😜
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Is Oglach right? Did the nuns do this to you? If so, I need to send them a thank you note.
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Ha! The nuns wish they made me the obnoxious person I am now. Lol. Well, I can truthfully say that they can take some credit. They would love that thank you card from you; especially Sister Pat. 😃
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I would never call you obnoxious! 😍And not because I’m afraid.
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Ha! It’s all right if you’re a little scared. I don’t mind. 🙂 xo
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Thank you for that vote
I need everyone I can get
Meatloaf soon yum
And finger link potatoes
With Lima beans
Not bad for a person who doesn’t cook
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Did you make the meatloaf? I love Lima beans and potatoes! Take it easy, ok?
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Maria made the meatloaf I just cooked
made the potatoes and the lima beans
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I’m glad you’re not alone with the girls. Enjoy your dinner. Nom nom!💋
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That’s a good one! Slyly humorous! 🙂
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Thanks BunK! xo Handcuffs can be funny 😀
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I have a six word equel – And forever locked in the basement.
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That’s a good one! LOL. Have you watched the movie, “Don’t Breathe?” Your six word story reminds me of that!
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No I haven’t. Need to see it.
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It made me smile…if i can also do the same..
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🙂
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Reblogged this on Crazy Pasta Child.
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Thanks Penney!
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rude rude 🙂
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Welcome to my world 😜
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pleasure to meet you
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Pleasure is all mine!
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The two stories have created a perfect combo 😀 😀
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Ah, always such positive energy from you! Thank you Mani. xo 😀
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❤ ….
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In good hands he is. The key must be gone 😉
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Haha! No more key. 😉
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Very creative…
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Thank you!
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So amusing! Just like Your Belt was. Hope I got the title right, but I’m sure you know which poem I mean.
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Thanks Katherine! It’s fun to think of silly things and laugh. 😀
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I, too, have a six word sequel. 😉 Now, bear with me….I’m new at this (like a virgin! Ha!):
Putem ina hole. Threw away dahole.
Tada!
*bowing* 😎😂
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Haha! Wow. I’m speechless! You should try rapping in one of your podcast. 😀
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Made ya giggle? My work here is done. 😈
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Lol. Thanks, beauty.
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