Didn’t mean to make you angry.
Let me hold you close —
my hands will show you my apology.
It’s Christmas, yet I know I don’t deserve a gift.
My stocking is by the fireplace all empty.
If I could just sit on your lap,
and you can whisper in my ear
the things I can do to be good to you.
Perhaps I can give you some Christmas cheer.
XOXO,
Mrs. Claus
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Author: Rose Perez (Poet Rummager)
Photographs and Book Trailer by: Matt W. Childs (FlyTrapMan)
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Adorable! They’ve made up! Thanks T! 🎄🎅🎁
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Those moments when the other person is angry and doesn’t talk -_-
Thanks, Rose. It’s a sweet poem )
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Lol. You’re right, Francis. Thanks for visiting 😘
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^.^
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I have a feeling Santa won’t be angry for much longer!
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Yeah, Mrs. Claus knows how to make Santa jolly 🎅💝
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I bet she’s checking his list twice.
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Santa Claus is coming……..
………………………………….. to town 🙂
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For Santa’s wife it should be Christmas everyday.
I hope they make it up.
Thumbup thinks they already have. Haha.
Enjoyed. 🎄🎄🎄
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Ha! Thumbup is probably right. I hear Santa’s belly jiggling!😃🎅💝
Glad you enjoyed. 🎄
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The signature at the end was something quite unexpected…
Nice, clever twist… you definitely took it to the next level…
Sending best wishes. Merry Christmas. Aquileana 🌟.
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Thank you, Aquileana. I’m glad you enjoyed the unexpected twist! I’m enjoying your brilliant blog.
Merry Christmas!! 🎄 🐧 🎄
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Ha, no one is safe! 🙂 Thank you for this sweet poem – Mrs. Claus is sure underestimated 🙂
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Haha! Nicely and funnily said 🙂 Thank you for your visit! 🙂
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Mrs. Claus (I believe also known as Pamela Anderson) certainly has been a naughty girl over and over again. Sitting on Santa’s lap is out of the realm of possibilities based on the physiologic response and Santa’s involuntary rise on these occasions. Instead, I would like to suggest she offer Santa the Baywatch collection on DVD for a night long viewing on Christmas Eve.
Very cute Christmas poem!
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Lmao! Hmm, Pamela Anderson as Mrs. Claus? I can’t see it, but that would explain why Mrs. Claus is SO naughty! AND why Santa rises to the occasions 😀
Thank you Dr. J! ❤
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lol
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Glad you’re not lonely reading my blog 🙂 Thank you for visiting! xo
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My pleasure
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Hehe! I love your poem! I’ve been where you were. Hehe:). I’ll check out the book:). Love your words so much! ❤️
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Thank you, lovely Carisa. Your words always brighten my days. Much love! 😘💋🎅⭐️
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So do yours, Rose! You brighten my day when I see you in my Reader or notifications. Always a joy! 😉😘❤️
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💕 💞 💓 💗 💖 💘 💝
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Love this!! From Mrs Claus!! So creative!
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Thanks Kally! Mrs. Claus should have her time in the spotlight, too 🙂
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Totally agree!!!
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Great poem and seasonal too! Who knew Mrs. Claus had such a romantic side?
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Thank you! Never underestimate Mrs. Claus!! 😃🎄
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