Tarot book whispers,
“Read me.” Chupa Chups demand,
“Lick me.” Lucky me!
*Look what I got in the mail from Sarah of Vespertine House! Yay!! Thank you Sarah! (Click here to visit her blog). ❤
Ha ha ha nice
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Thank you! 🍭💋
(Use the Thoth deck.)
It’s a book on Tarot cards, but I do have my own deck. Want me to read your fortune one day? 😈
Sure. That will you some more creepy haiku material.
Now I’m scared 😀
I doubt anything could scare you. 🙂 Smiley face thingy!
Wait, wait, wait, hold up — you received a piece of fan mail?…tarot cards?…lollipops?…I’m jealous! I’m going to go sit in the corner and hang my head low.
Haha! Who’s your daddy?!
No, no, no, I won Sarah’s giveaway. She picked my name from a hat. You can leave your corner! Nothing to be sad about. Well, maybe just a little….yeah, be sad cuz the lollipops are sooooo good!! Have you had Chupa Chups before?
I know — I should have clicked the link before commenting! I never heard of Chupa Chups.
Well, I’d say you should try them, but knowing you, you’d probably not enjoy them. 😞 I think they’re Italian. The cool thing about them is that after you’ve eaten them, the sticks are whistles 😊
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…What are you talking about?..Oh! Right! Haha…never-mind! Yes — I think I sampled a similar whistle-like pop, but I also remember not enjoying it too much. Dum Dums are the worst…You know what they say: “You have to be dumb to like Dum Dums”. Mystery flavor? Yeah, okay — mystery flavor this ** grabs crotch, and then walks away **
You say the sweetest things! Haha! Such a jerk….
Yeah, well, at least you didn’t write about the grape Jolly Rancher.
Ok. I’ll take the bait….what the heck are you talking about?
The grape Jolly Rancher is the worst candy on the market. Try this experiment: place a bowl of randomly assorted Jolly Ranchers in a public setting, and then observe which flavor didn’t get picked. I won’t spoil the results.
Ok. I will 🙂 Man, you crack me up. Lol. Ugh, gotta get back! Thanks for the entertainment. xo
Go for the lollipop – when in doubt, always go for the lollipop
Lol. So right you are, Nick darling!😘
I had never heard of the term Chupa Chups. Once again you have broadened my worldly horizons.
Although I do not understand the meaning of this haiku, I noticed a charge on my visa card in my wife’s name for a Tarot book and a canister of assorted vibrating lollipops. She promised to clear up my lack of clarity this evening and suggested I thank you in advance. So, thank you!
No one can challenge your skill at creating the double entendre.
Your wife sounds amazing (as well as lucky!)!! Vibrating lollipops?! Whoa — that sounds incredible 😀 Enjoy the magic, Dr. J! Lol.
Thank you, sweetest friend! xo
Huzzah!! ☺️💜💜💜💜🎉🎉🎉🎉😆 I’m so glad everything FINALLY arrived intact! ☺️💜🎃 Enjoy! And have fun stirring up some spirits for Halloween!💜🎃💜
I am ecstatic and wanted everyone to know how amazing you are!!! ❤
Daw! 💜☺️ You’re too kind and I’m so very glad you’ve enjoyed everything!! 🎃💜☺️
I’m actually visiting with FlyTrapMan now (on his blog) and telling him how I’m eating a Chupa right now!!!
Rofl! 😂🎉 Yes!!
Yeah, he’s never had one before! Hey, what’s your favorite flavor Jolly Ranger hard candy? It’s just a little survey I’m taking.
They’re really hard to find now! I remember they were everywhere in the 90s! ☺️💜 I love Green Apple and Blue Raspberry! 💜
Lucky you indeed. 🍭
Indeed I am….YUM! More lollipops!! Thank you. xo
Hey T!! That’s quite a tongue!! I’ll try to keep my lollipops away from it. Lol 💋 Thanks !
It’s lucky you had such reasonable requests from your gifts. It’d have much worse if the Chupa Chups had asked to be read and the Tarot book wanting licking.
Boy, I did get off lightly, didn’t I? Hahahaha!! Nice! 😀
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