Confessed his desires
His fantasies vocalized
She slapped his face twice
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Two things: I hate him. I like her shirt.
Their heads in disapproval
‘How beastly’, they said
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I like your Neanderthals; pot calling the kettle black. Hilarious! I do like her shirt, too. Lol. Why do you hate him?
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I don’t like his hands. They’re the gnarly paw/claws of a maniac.
I didn’t even notice that! They go well with the whole idea behind the haiku, tho. He’s a wolf.
Exactly. I’d like to see the ‘after’ photo where he’s cradling his cheek in shock and wondering how any woman could resist his desperate advances.
It’s not what you asked for, but I love this gif!
It’s better than what I asked for! Thanks!
1. Some call it a slap; I call it a harsh caress.
2. I personally advised against vocalizing these fantasies to his grandmother.
Hellooooo Dr. J! Harsh caress? Hmm, well, if you like being slapped, then harsh caress it is! No, not a good idea to tell granny; unless she has some gadgets you want to borrow 🙂
Tough keeping up with the speed of your wit. You posts and comments place a big grin on my face!!
I’m glad for your smile; makes it all worthwhile! ❤
Ha — she would of slapped my face three times.
I’m jealous of your new photo! I wanted to pose like a badass, but I couldn’t carry it off. You nailed it! Yeah, three slaps for you then, I’m sure. What is that patch on your left sleeve? Lol. Can’t wait to hear this one 😀
My other photo was a few years old, so I felt like updating it. I’m updating many other things — Halloween is coming! Haha. I have a space explorer patch on my left sleeve and a space shuttle door gunner patch toward my lower right sleeve. I also have a space lama patch, but it’s not visible.
Let’s make it four slaps!
I like it! It has a “do not mess with me” feel to it. My photo was taken in June, so I think I’m good for another few months maybe.
Loooove Halloween! Cannot wait!!
Do you collect cool space patches? Or are you gonna be an astronaut when you grow up? 🙂
That’s my slightly pissed off, grin-like smile. I couldn’t get the composition right because I had to hit the camera timer, then run as quickly as possible, and pose for the image — in just the right spot. If I was off even the slightest, the photograph wouldn’t come out to my standards. I burned through at least 80 exposures. I almost gave up! Haha.
Shhhhhh: I am an astronaut…don’t tell anyone!
OOOh! Sassy frass drama.
Ha! Drama feeds our muses!
I propose that the ‘Slap’ replace the ‘Like!’
You’re so good at technology; you do that on your blog first then we’ll all follow 😉
hmmm, that sounds really intense :P!
Haha! Yes, dear Francis, the fantasies were a bit too intense or TMI = Too much information 😀
lol, too much or too soon xP? I love how you get to suggest so much fantasy, eros and passion in so few lines!
You’ve inspired me to dredge something up – again. Don’t ask me how I got to there from here, but that’s just how my brain works. https://kat5361.wordpress.com/2015/09/18/bloody-oranges-2/
@”She slapped his face twice!” – why?… porqué?… 🙂
I think he told her some pretty nasty things!
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