Ice cubes in the drink she gives him.
They float and clink in the dirty gin.
With his finger, he traces the side of her hip.
A faint hint of danger he tastes on her lips.
She whispers his name and nibbles an earlobe.
In full control of this game, she orders him to disrobe.
He stands to eagerly comply but falls and bumps his chin.
Feeling dizzy, he shuts his eyes. What did you put in my gin?
Don’t worry you won’t die; just something to make you sleepy.
I’m sure you’ll live a long, happy life, but you’ll do so with only one kidney.
(Photo from Dreamstime.com)
Poet Rummager 
Haha… You’re so funny Rose. Love your poetry 💞💞💞💞💞
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Oh, thank you, Miss D! Your compliments mean so much.🌸😍🌷
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That’s one nice (lemon) twist!
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I’m not a drinker so I may not have the right pic of a dirty gin.! Are you referring to the photo?
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I was referring to the nice twist at the end while alluding to the photo which looks like a lemon twist cocktail. Haha. Cheers!
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Thank you very much!
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One kidney? I would have taken both of them! And a few other souvenirs.
Gin is nasty.
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Why am I not surprised? What is your drink of choice?
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I indulge in 80-100 proof vodka. Nothing less. I’m a tactical drinker, so I don’t abuse the bottle…
… Too much.
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Is that what you were drinking when Semicolon walked into the bar? I revisited your poem and still laughed like a hyena 😀
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Semicolon encourages me to drink screwdrivers…no matter where I am! Haha.
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Another winner. 😎
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Thanks my dark pal! 💞
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I thought this was about drinking to unconsciousness and renal failure at first. Then I read it a second time. A dark but funny date rape joke?
No, that wasn’t it.
Then I read it a third time…,
“Eeeeeeeek!”
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Lol! Not to worry; my family doesn’t quite understand my sick humor, as well. 😀
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Dark humorists of the world, unite!
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I feel a potluck coming on! Hahaha
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I knew something nasty was coming. Is it revenge, or is she just a psycho?
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Organ theft for black market.
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😀 It’s actually cute in a bizarre way! I was never a fan of Hello Kitty, so I can appreciate this. It should read, “Goodbye Kidney.”
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Wow! Very cool…
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Not as cool as you, darling! Sorry; just saw your comment!! Thanks! xo
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Yikes!!! Love it!
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Hey thanks Tosh! Sorry; just saw this comment…don’t know how I missed it!! xo
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That really was a dirty gin…
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Haha! Cheers to that 😀
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