I sell collectibles and art online and often find the things I've found have hilarious and at times, dark stories to tell. It's thrilling for me to be creatively random, so always expect the unexpected in the things I share with you.
Oh my goodness, this one is dark! Perhaps he was just squeezed in there with thirty-five of her family and friends as part of her surprise birthday party…
There he stood in the closet waiting all night with baited breathe for her to text her decision whether or not he was “The One.” In her excitement (according to the looping picture) all she was able to do was press the send button over and over. Leaving the contact name and a message absent from the text, nothing was sent from her phone. As he stared at his phone with a tear in his eye waiting for the ringer to announce a decision had been reached, emptiness filled his heart. As he came out of the closet, a new sense of relief overcame his emotions. Once the door opened he realized for the first time in his life he was truly coming out of the closet. He proceeded to walk by her without a word and directly into her brother’s room… (where the story con’t…)
Hope her repetitive motion on that one arm has built up some muscles so she can knock the guy in her closet senseless or she may not even have a future 😦
Wanna know what really happened? Her repetitive motion injury from manic texting flared up suddenly. Hearing her scream in pain, he forgot his evil intentions and dashed out of the closet to comfort her. She panicked, threw her phone at him, and hit him smack in the eye. Seeing him collapse in agony, she forgot her fear and rushed over to comfort him. Thus began an affectionate 3-way relationship: woman with sore arm; man with sore eye; big bottle of Tylenol.
Haha lol… true.. its how today’s world is… 🙂
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It can get pretty scary out there….or even in your own house! Thank you for visiting and commenting 🙂
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Not all time… mm maybe…
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Better check your closet, Mr. Att! 😀
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Well maybe i am very brave…
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Hahaha! That’s a good thing….Hope you have a wonderful day, dear friend! 🙂
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🙂 Thank you… and to you too.. 🙂
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xo
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Haha good one!
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Thank you! Glad it made you laugh 😘
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Creepy good.
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I’m happy you liked it. 😋
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Oh my goodness, this one is dark! Perhaps he was just squeezed in there with thirty-five of her family and friends as part of her surprise birthday party…
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Lmao! Very nice, BunK! 😀😀😀
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There he stood in the closet waiting all night with baited breathe for her to text her decision whether or not he was “The One.” In her excitement (according to the looping picture) all she was able to do was press the send button over and over. Leaving the contact name and a message absent from the text, nothing was sent from her phone. As he stared at his phone with a tear in his eye waiting for the ringer to announce a decision had been reached, emptiness filled his heart. As he came out of the closet, a new sense of relief overcame his emotions. Once the door opened he realized for the first time in his life he was truly coming out of the closet. He proceeded to walk by her without a word and directly into her brother’s room… (where the story con’t…)
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I did not expect that ending! I laughed so hard!! I see I’m not the only twisted mind around here. Loved it…thanks so much!🙈🙉🙊
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Haha! Kitty must’ve seen the guy in the closet. Cute cat 😻
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I think so too.
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Hahaha… Funny and creepy at the same time…..
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Aw, thanks Tosh. I’m happy you liked it 😘
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I see a repetitive motion injury in her future.
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Hope her repetitive motion on that one arm has built up some muscles so she can knock the guy in her closet senseless or she may not even have a future 😦
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RMI-s don’t work that way, but the other arm may be good to go.
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Fine! Smarty pants.
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Cell phone voyeurism — welcome to the future!
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🙂
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This one is creepy, But it’s also a haiku! I am cool with that 🙂
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Many creepy and silly things are always happening here, Benjamin. Thank you kindly for visiting! 🙂
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Wanna know what really happened? Her repetitive motion injury from manic texting flared up suddenly. Hearing her scream in pain, he forgot his evil intentions and dashed out of the closet to comfort her. She panicked, threw her phone at him, and hit him smack in the eye. Seeing him collapse in agony, she forgot her fear and rushed over to comfort him. Thus began an affectionate 3-way relationship: woman with sore arm; man with sore eye; big bottle of Tylenol.
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Very sweet and clever twist! Thanks Mellow. 💋
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